Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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