woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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