Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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