Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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