Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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