No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
In other news, I just burned my penis
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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