if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
