Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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