yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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