ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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