Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Randomize
