So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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