Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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