Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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