are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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