Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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