he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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