I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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