Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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