Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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