How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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