Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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