People in love make me want to vomit
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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