I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
It's shark week go big or go home
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Randomize
