UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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