a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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