Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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