I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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