My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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