belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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