yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
nutella sex= disaster
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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