Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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