Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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