I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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