Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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