Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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