she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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