How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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