So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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