You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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