Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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