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How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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