covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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