take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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