in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Everclear isn't food dammit
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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