Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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