if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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