Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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