Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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