shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Enjoy the penises
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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