do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Send help, water and tortillas.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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