so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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