You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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